I just got my new dildo for my fuck machine from Amazon, and I’ve got something to say.

First, the dildo that came with the fuck machine says it’s for beginners. I’m gonna stop right there. This is no beginner’s dildo. Maybe for a pony… or a small horse. Just saying.

This so-called anal dildo is smaller than the “beginner dildo”, and I wouldn’t even say this is a beginner’s dildo, let alone an anal dildo. And this is definitely not a beginner anal dildo.

this is definitely not a beginner anal dildo

And wait for it. These dildos come from fucking china. No offense, but no fucking Chinese girl is taking this shit straight away. Usually when I get shit from China, it’s 10 sizes too small. I mean, I need to order XXL so it’s small enough to fit my Barbie dolls. And then I get this shit for beginners. What the fuck are these people thinking? I guarantee they aren’t taking these on the regular.

Anyway, you’ll be seeing this on my OnlyFans very soon. And check out my wish list while you’re at it.

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