Delaware's Favorite Little Slut
Here’s a song by Hey Violet that pretty much captures how I feel about guys my age. I guess I’m not the only one. I haven’t seen my ex since we broke upProbably ’cause he didn’t wanna grow upNow I’m
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How many guys appreciate prostitutes? I’m not talking about me or a particular provider. I’m talking about in general. I don’t mean that you appreciate a hole to deposit your cum in or just someone to talk to. I’m not
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To follow up the weird review from yesterday, here’s a better one from Darkmatter on TER. Unfortunately TER doesn’t want me to publish their Juicy Details because they’ve got a business to run, but the General Details say this: I’ve
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So this happened. An odd review. A mixed review. I could leave it well enough alone because almost no one pays for Erotic Monkey memberships, so no one will actually be able to read it, but I want to talk
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Hey guys. I’m setting up social media sites again. Remember, you can find bookmarks to many of my sites on Linktree. Specifically, I’ve created accounts on Twitter and Instagram. I’m not sure how much I’ll use them, and I’ll try
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Hey guys. I created an OnlyFans account a while ago, but I will finally be adding content. Unfortunately, I can’t post any pictures or videos until I’ve been verified, but you can still bookmark my site. There will be both
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Accepting new clients means taking risks not as high as with existing clients and regulars. No call no shows and cancellations is one area. Cancellations happen. Something comes up at the last minute. Another woman calls you back, and you
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Cock-a-doodle-do. Winter is the season for soup, something to warm the cockles. Sometimes a large cock soup is what’s in order. What are some of your favorite flavors?
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Yes. I’ve gone dark. I haven’t posted any ads in a while or even written here, so here’s a short post. For the usual reasons, I’m flying under the radar for a while. I won’t go into details again, but
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There’s no such thing as a bad blowjob, right? Wrong. This isn’t a post about prostitutes. It’s about any blowjob. Some girls got it. I know I do. Some girls don’t. If you’ve been around the block, you’ve probably gotten
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Notice: When I post an ad, my phone starts blowing up in under 10 seconds. If you haven’t connected with me in the first minute, you’re probably not likely to. And my phone will be off the hook with texts
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Carl with dreads, another no-drama client, wrote a nice review on The Erotic Review site. * Unfortunately, TER doesn’t want me to copy their review to my site as they are trying to drive traffic their way, so I won’t
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Short stay or quick visit: these have something in common. They are short or quick. I think I’ve bitched about this before. To be honest, I like short stays when they are short and quick visits when they are quick,
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I’ve created a profile on TER, The Erotic Review, and I’d like to thank Boobsman for his encouragement, support, and my first review on the there. He’s a nice client. As I’ve said here before, I’ve got some awesome clients—and
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Feeling cheeky, so I decided to re-post a picture I like. Check out the set. In case you’re wondering, the lights in my room are purple, so they give all of these shots a tint. And excuse the clutter. I
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I’m going to start working smarter instead of harder, so I don’t have to literally bust my ass trying to pay my rent. I’m not going anywhere, but I’ve been procrastinating this for so long. I’m going to be offering
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Hey guys. I know that some of you are lonely and need someone to talk to, but I’m not a free advice line. If you don’t want to visit but still want to talk, I am available by Skype or
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On my client screening form, I ask a few qualifying questions. Just to give you a sense of who’s submitting requests, here’s a short rundown. Age Most requests are guys between 30 and 60, who make up about 86% of
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As I advertise, I am extremely accommodating and non-judgmental. This weekend, I met a new client and experienced a new fetish: elastration. He told me what he wanted before we arranged our date, so I looked up what it was.
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If you are ready for some awesome action, I am, too! If you’ve already completed a client screening form or seen me, then hit me up this weekend or today. I you haven’t, submit a form and text me. You’ve
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