I don’t like that I am having to write this post, but some dates and prospective dates seem to think they can coerce me by threatening to write bad reviews. Go ahead. Write the bad review, but you aren’t going to get your way by threatening me. There are two types of threateners: regulars and the rest.
Most of you are awesome dates
Most of you are awesome dates. Even some who have threatened me were otherwise decent dates, but I need to draw the line somewhere.
Although regulars still make the same threats as the rest, which is coming up, they are more likely to make threats about when they want to meet: ‘If you don’t see me Sunday at 9, I am going to write a bad review’. Sorry, all you did is got onto my shit list and all but guaranteed that I won’t be seeing you at 9 on Sunday. The other is, ‘If you don’t see me Sunday at 9, I am going to call another provider’. If you think she’s a good substitute, call her. It’s your loss.
I had a guy (not one who threatened me) last week who couldn’t get our schedules to line up, so he called another girl, and he complained that she wasn’t that good. He told me her name. Don’t ask. It sounded like he wanted me to make up the difference for her bad performance. Da fuk? No. lol
he wanted me to make up the difference for her bad performance
Other guys including regulars have tried to get more than they have paid for by issuing the same types of threats. They’ve asked for everything from wanting free dates (no lie), more time, premium services, or off-menu items.
Free dates? Really? What am I running, a charity?
More time? It’s like a parking meter. You want more time, just put more money in the slot.
I may throw in a premium service every now and again
Premium services? Guys who have known me a while know that I may throw in a premium service every now and again if I happen to be in the mood. This doesn’t mean everyone gets this benefit. It doesn’t even mean you’ll get it next time. My hope is that you’ll enjoy it and think it’s worth paying for next time around.
Off-menu items? Please. This is like going into Burger King and asking for a Big Mac or a McChicken sandwich. You’re in the wrong place.
I am extremely accommodating
I am extremely accommodating, so if it’s not on the menu, there’s a reason…and it’s probably not about the money. Feel free to ask about my menu, just don’t be pushy if I say no. And don’t threaten me. Just look for another provider who will say yes.