I was just passing the time and I saw an ad for this thing. I’m the kind of girl who’s up for for all sorts of adventures, but even I am thinking WTAF? Who would want to buy a cactus butt plug?
I am not a judgmental person, and I guess if you wanted to use this thing in your butt, who am I to judge. You want me to use it on you? Sure. No problem.
The ad caught my eye, so I clicked on it. Sure enough, it turns out that this thing is a dog fricking toy or teeth cleaner. But then it still left me wondering if some people weren’t buying these for their dogs. Stranger things have happened.