Hey Guys. It’s crazy out there. Doggy style is all the rage. We need to practice social distancing, and this brings a whole new meaning to safe sex. A condom isn’t going to help you with Coronavirus unless you wear it over your other head, and that may lead to different problems.
The good news is that Delaware has been pretty lucky. No one’s died here, so let’s keep it that way. Almost 400 dead in NY, so that’s off limits.
So, be safe. If you’ve been around people with it or feel sick. Stay away from everyone—including me. If you need help getting off, text me, and I can help you over Skype. Don’t forget, I can use CashApp and take credit cards for donations.