We all know this Bible verse. Thou shalt not judge. People forget that I’m an escort, so new guys send me emails and texts telling me, “I’m 45 and fit” or “I’m 65 but I look younger” and so on.
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Thou Shalt Not Judge
GFE and PSE
I’ve written about these before, but I feel it’s time to try again. This time I’ll make them on the same page to make it easier for everyone. What’s a Date? Let’s start at the beginning: What’s a date? A
Read moreTeamwork
So this happened. An odd review. A mixed review. I could leave it well enough alone because almost no one pays for Erotic Monkey memberships, so no one will actually be able to read it, but I want to talk
Read moreNo Show Policy
Accepting new clients means taking risks not as high as with existing clients and regulars. No call no shows and cancellations is one area. Cancellations happen. Something comes up at the last minute. Another woman calls you back, and you
Read moreShort Stays
Short stay or quick visit: these have something in common. They are short or quick. I think I’ve bitched about this before. To be honest, I like short stays when they are short and quick visits when they are quick,
Read moreRegular Regulars
What makes a regular a regular? A reliable repeat schedule. Regulars are people I trust that get special treatment over others. Generally, regulars see me on a certain schedule—every Tuesday afternoon or Saturday night, the last day of the month,
Read moreAll-nighter
So this happened… I just had a regular customer front me money for an overnight stay—and at a deep discount. Since he’s been a regular for years, I was giving him an overnighter for the price of an hour of
Read moreFirst Timers
What should you expect when meeting a prostitute for the first time? I’m not talking about meeting me or another prostitute for the first time. I’m talking about the first time you ever pay for a prostitute. First, everyone is
Read moreHere for You
After the Black & White post yesterday, I wanted to remind you why I’m here. When we’re together, I am here for you. I’m here to please you. I’ve got one job. I am here to get you off Most
Read moreBlack and White
It seems some recent comments on this blog have created a disturbance in the force. It seems some guys have a problem with me seeing black guys. And let’s be honest, these are white guys. If you have a problem
Read moreCIP, really?
It seems a lot of guys have been asking for CIP lately. As anybody who’s met me, I am very accommodating, but I’m not sure some guys have quite thought this through. It’s not difficult to imagine that a working
Read moreWhat’s a Date?
I’ve written about and around this before, but if you haven’t dated me, what should you expect? First, you’ll have submitted a screening form, so I know something about you and your interests. As a rule of thumb, don’t schedule
Read moreNo Deposit. No Return.
Sometimes, guys pay in advance or pay a deposit. This works for me, especially for new customers, but you need to show up. You can bet someone else would like to use the slot, and I depend on keeping my
Read moreScreening Update
I know I just created a screening form for new customers and posted about it, but I needed to update a portion of it. Unfortunately, some guys uploaded photos that were clearly not them. One was very old. Because of
Read moreShower me
I need time between dates. I take showers, put on make-up, change cloths, eat, and any number of things. Since I’ve been focusing on one-hour dates lately, I decided to set up a bunch of short dates over the weekend
Read moreOlder Men & Perfect Dates
I prefer my dates to be with older men. When I am considering who to schedule, older guys go higher on my list. I have other factors, such as whether we’ve met before and how those dates went. As my
Read moreI Spy
I am still getting to much unsolicited traffic to my house. I suspected that this might become a problem, and it is. I’ve got cameras inside and outside of my house, so I can can and hear when people come
Read moreGood Reviews
I may have written about this before, but I want to write something on the other side of Bad Reviews. reviews are not always reliable Guys rely on escort reviews as much as we do as providers. Unfortunately, reviews are
Read morePlay Nice
I’m a very laid back, easy going girl. I am usually very optimistic and joyful. I’m like a cute pitty puppy. I’ll cuddle and kiss you and lick you all over. I’m like a cute pitty puppy Just don’t piss
Read moreI Fuck
I seem to be hearing a lot of chatter lately about how I have a pimp who fucks me on demand. First, it’s not true. Second, I’m an escort. I fuck a lot. I get fucked a lot. I suck
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