Delaware's Favorite Little Slut
I’ve written about these before, but I feel it’s time to try again. This time I’ll make them on the same page to make it easier for everyone. What’s a Date? Let’s start at the beginning: What’s a date? A
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As you might imagine, I get a lot of guys asking if they can shoot content with me on OnlyFans. First, before you ask, make sure you are already an approved content creator. I learned this the hard way. If
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I am getting a lot—and I mean a lot—of interest from guys I haven’t met wanting to hook up with me. Many, and maybe even most of them, are coming from my OnlyFans page. I get so many that I
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So this happened. An odd review. A mixed review. I could leave it well enough alone because almost no one pays for Erotic Monkey memberships, so no one will actually be able to read it, but I want to talk
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Accepting new clients means taking risks not as high as with existing clients and regulars. No call no shows and cancellations is one area. Cancellations happen. Something comes up at the last minute. Another woman calls you back, and you
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Notice: When I post an ad, my phone starts blowing up in under 10 seconds. If you haven’t connected with me in the first minute, you’re probably not likely to. And my phone will be off the hook with texts
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Short stay or quick visit: these have something in common. They are short or quick. I think I’ve bitched about this before. To be honest, I like short stays when they are short and quick visits when they are quick,
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Hey guys. I know that some of you are lonely and need someone to talk to, but I’m not a free advice line. If you don’t want to visit but still want to talk, I am available by Skype or
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What makes a regular a regular? A reliable repeat schedule. Regulars are people I trust that get special treatment over others. Generally, regulars see me on a certain schedule—every Tuesday afternoon or Saturday night, the last day of the month,
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So this happened… I just had a regular customer front me money for an overnight stay—and at a deep discount. Since he’s been a regular for years, I was giving him an overnighter for the price of an hour of
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What should you expect when meeting a prostitute for the first time? I’m not talking about meeting me or another prostitute for the first time. I’m talking about the first time you ever pay for a prostitute. First, everyone is
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After the Black & White post yesterday, I wanted to remind you why I’m here. When we’re together, I am here for you. I’m here to please you. I’ve got one job. I am here to get you off Most
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It seems some recent comments on this blog have created a disturbance in the force. It seems some guys have a problem with me seeing black guys. And let’s be honest, these are white guys. If you have a problem
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I literally get hundreds of texts and calls. I can’t respond to everyone who writes me. I know most of you are serious, but I get the occasional pranksters and self-righteous cranks, which doesn’t make it any easier. If I
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I’ve written about and around this before, but if you haven’t dated me, what should you expect? First, you’ll have submitted a screening form, so I know something about you and your interests. As a rule of thumb, don’t schedule
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I know I just created a screening form for new customers and posted about it, but I needed to update a portion of it. Unfortunately, some guys uploaded photos that were clearly not them. One was very old. Because of
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I am still getting to much unsolicited traffic to my house. I suspected that this might become a problem, and it is. I’ve got cameras inside and outside of my house, so I can can and hear when people come
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Escorts prefer cash There’s been a bit of chatter about whether to pay an escort with PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, Square, or whatever. Escorts prefer cash I used to only accept cash, and some girls still only accept it. The only
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I’m a very laid back, easy going girl. I am usually very optimistic and joyful. I’m like a cute pitty puppy. I’ll cuddle and kiss you and lick you all over. I’m like a cute pitty puppy Just don’t piss
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I seem to be hearing a lot of chatter lately about how I have a pimp who fucks me on demand. First, it’s not true. Second, I’m an escort. I fuck a lot. I get fucked a lot. I suck
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