Delaware's Favorite Little Slut
A lot of guys don’t know that my nipples and I lot of other locations on my body have been pierced. I haven’t worn any jewelry in years, and the holes are closed up, but I am think about getting
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Two Erotic Monkey reviews a day apart. Keep ’em cumming. That’s my new motto. I may be Delaware’s Favorite Little Slut™, but I also know how to keep you cumming… and cumming… and cumming… and coming back for more. Delaware’s Favorite Little
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As you all know, I read all of my reviews when I find them. I look for new comments on Erotic Monkey almost daily, and I recently got a very nice review from a regular. He’s written other reviews since
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I sent out a survey in January asking about your taste in pussies, what you likes and didn’t like, and I posted the survey results here. I’ve mostly had a bald pussy since I was about 12, and I prefer
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Thank you, guys, for completing my yoga pants survey. I’ll leave it open for a while longer, but this is the trend so far. If you disagree, then cast your own vote, and if it changes enough, I’ll publish the
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I was reviewing the results of a yoga pants survey, and it seems a lot of guys are into camel toes—or maybe not. Maybe it’s just the guys who like yoga pants, so I created another short survey to see
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I think I might have missed the latest fashion revival—or some guys want to relive the trends of the past. A few years ago, yoga pants were all the rage. Now, I am getting a lot of guys asking if
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Thank you again for being such great guys. You’re the best. So many of you have taken my pussy survey from yesterday. I couldn’t change much about the way I was born, but the good news is that most of
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Turnabout is fair play. I didn’t mean to be one-sided in my big dick post. It was more about dick pics than big dicks, but I happen to know a thing or two about pussies, too. I know why guys
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Here are the results of my blowjob survey. Somehow I am always surprised at how many results I get. Sadly, I haven’t had the opportunity to suck a lot of your cocks. You know what they say… So many cocks.
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No one sucks dick better than me. I am a world-class cocksucker. I’m good at cocksucking because It’s something I’ve always loved to do, and I’ve had years of practice. Here’s a new sex survey. I am putting in 100%
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What is the best provider experience you’ve ever had and why?* https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NWJGCRC I am not asking who was the prettiest or sexiest (unless that’s what made her the best). I am wondering you left you thinking, ‘Man, I can’t wait
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The survey results are in. It might be that the guys not interested in anal sex didn’t bother to answer, so I’ll keep the survey open for another week or so to give haters the chance to hate on backdoor
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I hope I’m not burning you out with surveys, but I’ve got another one. You guys have been awesome at responding to my other surveys. I’ve gotten hundreds of responses. But I am wondering why I don’t get very many
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I sent out this survey last week, and the results are in. As an escort, I rely on word of mouth and reviews. I haven’t seen many reviews lately, and I was wondering if offering some sort of reward would
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I suppose I should be careful not let the genii out of the bottle, but I thought I’d post another survey. This one in response to all of the email I received on my Speak Greek? post the other day.
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Thanks to those who’ve responded to my surveys, this one in particular. There’s a new survey below. Just scroll down. I started to write this a couple days after the survey was posted, and almost everyone said they’d rather pay
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Have we ever dated before? https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/YS5NMX3 (Take the survey) I asked this question along with my pregnancy survey, where I posted the results yesterday. Click the image to make it larger. I’d like to ask this question differently and not
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So, the results are in. As I’ve been writing, you guys are fantastic. I asked two questions, and I got dozens or responses. Here’s the first one. More than half of you agree that pregnant chicks are hot as fuck!
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Can you tell I’ve been having fun with surveys? Thanks for participating. It really helps me to understand how to make experiences better, so here’s another one. But read this first, so you can see where I am coming from.
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