Delaware's Favorite Little Slut
Despite posting that I am taking an indefinite break, I’ve had several guys showing up banging on my door or incessantly ringing the doorbell, and some of them I know have read my posts and know that I am not
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Escorts prefer cash There’s been a bit of chatter about whether to pay an escort with PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, Square, or whatever. Escorts prefer cash I used to only accept cash, and some girls still only accept it. The only
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I’m a sad panda. For those who are wondering why I am talking a break, here’s an example. I must have gotten texted or emailed by about a dozen or more regulars about someone trash-talking me on USA Sex Guide.
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Happy 1 year anniversary to this blog. Where’s a candle? Who want’s to watch me blow? Who want’s to watch me blow? Some of you have been along since the start—some even before I started this blog. This has been
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I’m taking a break from my business so I can reevaluate what I want to do with my life. A lot of you make me enjoy what I do, but then there are the others that make me just want
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I seem to be hearing a lot of chatter lately about how I have a pimp who fucks me on demand. First, it’s not true. Second, I’m an escort. I fuck a lot. I get fucked a lot. I suck
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It should come as a surprise that escorts read what’s written about them on the various review sites. Lately, I’ve been thinking of laying low because of shit talking. It makes me feel unappreciated. First, even if we don’t actively
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Too many guys are completing my screening form and expecting me to contact them. It’s just 2 steps 1. Fill out the form 2. Text me. Mention the screening. That’s it. Stay safe.
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It may not seem like beach weather, but I am headed to the beaches, bitches. I’ll be dressed like this, but I might have to lose the suit if things get too hot. You won’t be needing a suit, I
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So… Erotic Monkey fucked up my account and lost my reviews and pictures. They’re asking me to verify my account but are being very difficult and slow. I am working to get it back in action, as a lot of
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Hey guys. I am trying to make it easier for you to transact, so I now accept credit cards through Square—Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover. Since I need to know you, I am only going to offer this to
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Happy V-Day 2020. V is for Vagina. V is for Valentine, too, and I can be your Valentine, but I’m not saint. Girls love Valentine’s Day. Guys usually call it steak and blowjob day. You bring the meat, and I’ve
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As you may already know, I am back and in full force. I just took these pictures, so you can see I am in pre-pregnancy form and ready to rock your world. Don’t wait to see the new pics. Check
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Hey guys. Public Service Announcement, or should I say Pubic Service Announcement. I’m back. I took it slow for a few days and got a bit of rest and recuperation, but now I’m energized and ready to serve you. You
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It’s a girl! I’m in hospital recovering. Her name is Legacy. Legacy was born this morning just after midnight. I didn’t ask, but I imagine the hospital frowns on incalls, so you may have to wait until I get out
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As my due date approaches, I just want you guys to know that I’m no quitter. My pussy may need a little time to recover, but my mouth is still open for business. And as you know, I’ve got top
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Thank you again for being such great guys. You’re the best. So many of you have taken my pussy survey from yesterday. I couldn’t change much about the way I was born, but the good news is that most of
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Just wanted to wish everyone a happy ending to 2019 and a better year for 2020. Less than a month to my due date. I’ll take a little time to recover after I deliver, but I’ll be orally inclined pretty
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Public Service Announcement I get a lot of guys who submit screening information and don’t follow up. I do not call or text back guys who submit this info. I need you to text me AFTER you have submitted it.
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Maybe it’s just that so many guys want to try out a pregnant chick and things will slow down in a while, but I’ve been so busy lately, I’m finding it hard to catch my breath. In order to try
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