I’m a sad panda. For those who are wondering why I am talking a break, here’s an example. I must have gotten texted or emailed by about a dozen or more regulars about someone trash-talking me on USA Sex Guide.
Happy 1 year anniversary to this blog. Where’s a candle? Who want’s to watch me blow? Who want’s to watch me blow? Some of you have been along since the start—some even before I started this blog. This has been
It should come as a surprise that escorts read what’s written about them on the various review sites. Lately, I’ve been thinking of laying low because of shit talking. It makes me feel unappreciated. First, even if we don’t actively
So… Erotic Monkey fucked up my account and lost my reviews and pictures. They’re asking me to verify my account but are being very difficult and slow. I am working to get it back in action, as a lot of
Hey guys. I am trying to make it easier for you to transact, so I now accept credit cards through Square—Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover. Since I need to know you, I am only going to offer this to
Happy V-Day 2020. V is for Vagina. V is for Valentine, too, and I can be your Valentine, but I’m not saint. Girls love Valentine’s Day. Guys usually call it steak and blowjob day. You bring the meat, and I’ve
Hey guys. Public Service Announcement, or should I say Pubic Service Announcement. I’m back. I took it slow for a few days and got a bit of rest and recuperation, but now I’m energized and ready to serve you. You
It’s a girl! I’m in hospital recovering. Her name is Legacy. Legacy was born this morning just after midnight. I didn’t ask, but I imagine the hospital frowns on incalls, so you may have to wait until I get out
Public Service Announcement I get a lot of guys who submit screening information and don’t follow up. I do not call or text back guys who submit this info. I need you to text me AFTER you have submitted it.
Just Wow. I have the best clients. Five guys sent me this article about police activity in Claymont. I’m glad this is over in my neck of the woods, and even more that I missed the drama. These guys must