As I advertise, I am extremely accommodating and non-judgmental. This weekend, I met a new client and experienced a new fetish: elastration. He told me what he wanted before we arranged our date, so I looked up what it was.
If you are ready for some awesome action, I am, too! If you’ve already completed a client screening form or seen me, then hit me up this weekend or today. I you haven’t, submit a form and text me. You’ve
I review my blog pretty much daily. I look at the stats, read and respond to comments, and write new posts. I know I should post more photos and videos because those are they are the most popular. My reviews
I am still getting to much unsolicited traffic to my house. I suspected that this might become a problem, and it is. I’ve got cameras inside and outside of my house, so I can can and hear when people come
Yay! My nipples are re-pierced. And that’s not all. I love my nipples to be pierced because they are so sensitive. I missed the feeling. Besides, I like to adorn my tits. As you know, not many guys expect a
Despite posting that I am taking an indefinite break, I’ve had several guys showing up banging on my door or incessantly ringing the doorbell, and some of them I know have read my posts and know that I am not
Escorts prefer cash There’s been a bit of chatter about whether to pay an escort with PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, Square, or whatever. Escorts prefer cash I used to only accept cash, and some girls still only accept it. The only
I’m a sad panda. For those who are wondering why I am talking a break, here’s an example. I must have gotten texted or emailed by about a dozen or more regulars about someone trash-talking me on USA Sex Guide.
Happy 1 year anniversary to this blog. Where’s a candle? Who want’s to watch me blow? Who want’s to watch me blow? Some of you have been along since the start—some even before I started this blog. This has been
It should come as a surprise that escorts read what’s written about them on the various review sites. Lately, I’ve been thinking of laying low because of shit talking. It makes me feel unappreciated. First, even if we don’t actively
So… Erotic Monkey fucked up my account and lost my reviews and pictures. They’re asking me to verify my account but are being very difficult and slow. I am working to get it back in action, as a lot of
Hey guys. I am trying to make it easier for you to transact, so I now accept credit cards through Square—Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover. Since I need to know you, I am only going to offer this to
Happy V-Day 2020. V is for Vagina. V is for Valentine, too, and I can be your Valentine, but I’m not saint. Girls love Valentine’s Day. Guys usually call it steak and blowjob day. You bring the meat, and I’ve